bragging fooLs
A long time ago, when I was still in college, me and my classmates played this game, Worms. We got good at it, and kinareer namin. I remember we held a Worms tourney, me and a couple of the guys from my class. Guess what, I won! I got really good at it. Lately, Shikamaru (he was one of the guys I beat before) and I got to talking about it.
mel: do u still have the worms installer?
shikamaru: yup
mel: pahiram
shikamaru: lol
shikamaru: bad ka!!!
shikamaru: office yan indi playpen!
mel: yeah right!!! that coming from you isn’t so convincing
shikamaru: pero cge pahiramin kita
mel: thanks! ^__^
mel: dalahin mo
shikamaru: dis week
shikamaru: u want to feel superior nanaman…
shikamaru: dats bad
shikamaru: even if u can nvr beat me *here’s where it all started*
mel: i beat ur sorry lil ass a million times already *added wood to the fire*
mel: i’m the almighty worms master *added more wood*
shikamaru: lols
shikamaru: ako ang GRAND MASTER….
mel: you are seriously in denial!!!
mel: ako kaya ung champion natin sa worms tourney natin sa class
shikamaru: compared to my lil bro ur all lil weaklings…
mel: hah! he hasn’t met me yet!
shikamaru: lol
shikamaru: si jason lang kaya mo
shikamaru: ibang level ako!
shikamaru: too bad we cant play anymore to settle dis
shikamaru: so just deal with it
shikamaru: CAUSE IM THE CHAMP!
mel: talo ko kaya kayong lahat!
mel: i remember it clearly
shikamaru: lols
shikamaru: mag sama sama na kayo
mel: tayong dalawa pa natira
mel: down to just one worm each
mel: tapos i outsmarted your lil worm
mel: and i beat u to a pulp
mel: overkill!!!!!!! yessssss
mel: i remember it well
mel: good ol’ days
shikamaru: crap i cant even remember our fights coz… u guys are so boring to play with
mel: omg! bui, u have a problem..
mel: DENIAL
mel: deal with it
shikamaru: crap
shikamaru: get ur weak ass over here
shikamaru: lets finish this now, once and for all
shikamaru: even if ur a gal i wont go ec on you…
mel: hah! right!
mel: like you could beat me
shikamaru: keep dreamin…
mel: seryoso bui.. i really truly beat u dati
mel: can’t you remember?
mel: i got really good at it kasi
shikamaru: even if u did
mel: finally!
mel: inamin din
mel: that’s all i need
shikamaru: dats was either luck, or i let u win
shikamaru: cause ur a bad loser!
shikamaru: but i even beat ur sorry ass more
mel: uhhh reality check!
mel: you haven’t beaten me yet
mel: besides.. i’m not a bad loser
shikamaru: ungas….
mel: bad losers are those that don’t admit they’re losers
shikamaru: cha-cha: besides.. i’m not a bad loser
shikamaru: dats a good one
mel: well i’m not
mel: so that’s that
mel: when i get my new pc
mel: i’ll start playing worms again
mel: that’s my kinda hobby
mel: where you just use your brains
mel: no getting tired
mel: pahiram ako installer ha
shikamaru: lol
shikamaru: k!
shikamaru: coz u need to practice
mel: yeah right! like I need it
mel: my officemate is practically begging me to kick his ass
mel: hehehe
shikamaru: nxt time we meet ill beat ur ass to a pulp
mel: *pfffft* shikamaru: nxt time we meet ill beat ur ass to a pulp >> that’s rich!!!
shikamaru: actually…
shikamaru: shikamaru: nxt time we meet ill beat ur ass to a pulp >> ITS THE TRUTH!
mel: keep telling yourself that
shikamaru: i dont have too
shikamaru: ganda ng stat ko noh! (CHA-CHA! i’m sorry! but you can’t beat me! HAHAHA! ^^V Pis!)
mel: mas maganda stat ko (bui, YOU’RE IN DENIAL! wake up and smell the stench of defeat.)
shikamaru: dats a pretty funny stat
shikamaru: but mine is a fact
mel: facts aren’t facts if they’re based on assumptions/guesses/lies/weak retorts
shikamaru: assumption: NO
shikamaru: guesses: no
shikamaru: lies: no
shikamaru: weak retorts?: NO!
shikamaru: its a fact
mel: oh give it a rest.. face facts, and accept it. you lost to me, and i beat you fair and square
shikamaru: o crap….
shikamaru: keep that up
shikamaru: watever floats ur boat
mel: that’s my line
shikamaru: u can blog this… BRAGGING FOOLS!
mel: i’m already writing it down
shikamaru: LOL
shikamaru: ure a pretty good bragger
shikamaru: too bad i aint bragging
mel: uhhhh yeah you are
shikamaru: speaking the truth isnt bragging
mel: yeah but you weren’t, and i quote, "speaking the truth"
shikamaru: SET THE TIME
shikamaru: SET THE PLACE
shikamaru: AND FINISH IT THERE
shikamaru: PERIOD
mel: it’s like a duel. hahaha!
mel: chill, bui
mel: it’s only a game
mel: LOL
shikamaru: its not just a game anymore..
shikamaru: its a battle for the truth
Take note, he started it! But seriously, I really do remember beating him at that game. And seriously, he knows it too. He just won’t admit it. Hahaha!!! (bati tayo bui! ^__^’)
